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Highlander Type 2: A timeless classic reborn, for a new era of adventure and resilience, embrace the legend.
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Lace-To-Toe™: Walk the Walk, Talk the Talk, in These Stunning Boots, Simply Irresistible, Absolutely You.
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The Crafted Leather Wallet: Effortless Style & Timeless Simplicity.
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The Proper Leather Care Kit: A Brush with Elegance & Longevity
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Davenport Boots: Waterproof & Insulated for Chilly Days. Composite Toe Protection. Rugged Style.
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Monkey Boots: Conquer the Concrete Jungle! Stylish, Durable, and Ready for Adventure!
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Snap It Up: Your Pocket-Sized Essential. Classic Design. Effortless Style.
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Obenauf's LP: The boot's best mate, ensuring leather lasts longer, innit?
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Obsidian Threads: Obenauf's Industrial Black Nylon Laces. Built Tough. Look Sharp.
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Obenauf's Cleanit: Unleash the leather's glory, a swift British shine, pure and refined, for boots, bags, and beyond.
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Obenauf's: Leather's Best Mate. Give Your Boots a Proper Oil & Love.
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Shield Your Kit: Obenauf's Waterproofs. Weatherproof Your Adventure. Best for Boots and Beyond. Keep Dry, Stay Fly.
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Peet Dryer: The Original Boot & Shoe Savior. Keep 'em dry, keep 'em happy!
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Rainier's Majestic Peaks: Your Next Adventure Awaits, Experience the Pinnacle of Flavour.
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